Tom's Joke Emporium

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Welcome, Weary Web Traveler!


Well howdy! You have somehow navigated the Information Superhighway and crash-landed on Tom's Joke Emporium, home to 523 certified, road-tested, grade-A retro jokes. These are the classics: the ones your uncle told at Thanksgiving, the ones traded on the school bus, the ones photocopied and pinned to the break room fridge since before the Internet had pictures.

No pop-ups, no cookies (except the ones Tom is eating), no login, no app. Just jokes, the way nature intended. Pick a category below, or smash the big red button on the LAFF-O-MATIC 3000™ up top for a random one.


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