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🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes

The oldest bit in the book. Who's there? About twenty of these, that's who.

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1. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry — it's only a joke! NEW!
2. Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here! NEW!
3. Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
4. Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
5. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
6. Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
7. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c— MOO!
8. Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
9. Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Gesundheit!
10. Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? You just said it!
11. Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked!
12. Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
13. Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
14. Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
15. Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? It's cold out here!
16. Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, thought I'd drop by.
17. Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to come in!
18. Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? I have amnesia.
19. Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know!
20. Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!
21. Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!
22. Knock knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home?
23. Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
24. Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
25. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
26. Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
27. Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up!
28. Knock knock. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use AltaVista.
29. Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay: W. H. O.
30. Knock knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
31. Knock knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I forgot!

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