💬 Tom Swifties
Yes, these are all about a guy named Tom. It's his site. He insisted.
- 'I dropped the toothpaste,' said Tom, crestfallen. NEW!
- 'I'll have the hot dog,' said Tom with relish. NEW!
- 'We just struck oil!' Tom gushed.
- 'The doctor removed my left ventricle,' said Tom half-heartedly.
- 'I forgot my shopping list,' said Tom listlessly.
- 'These scissors are dull,' said Tom bluntly.
- 'I lost my crossword puzzle,' said Tom cluelessly.
- 'I'm no good at darts,' said Tom aimlessly.
- 'My bicycle wheel is bent,' said Tom outspokenly.
- 'I won the race!' said Tom winsomely.
- 'It's freezing in here,' said Tom icily.
- 'Pass me the shellfish,' said Tom crabbily.
- 'I keep hitting my head on things,' said Tom bashfully.
- 'I can't find the oranges,' said Tom fruitlessly.
- 'The train left without me,' said Tom dejectedly. 'I missed it,' he added, distantly.
- 'I only own diamonds and clubs,' said Tom heartlessly.
- 'Everyone to the back of the boat!' said Tom sternly.
- 'Fine, I'll rejoin the group,' Tom rejoined.
- 'I'd better repeat that joke,' said Tom again.