🐔 Chickens & Other Critters
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to this category.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. NEW!
- Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser. NEW!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everybody!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no-eye-deer.
- How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
- How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
- What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
- Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
- Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Two cows are standing in a field. One says, 'Are you worried about that mad cow disease?' The other says, 'Why would I be? I'm a helicopter.'
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty-bodies.
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
- What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile.
- How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
- What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
- Why can't you play cards on the savanna? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a duck that gets straight A's? A wise quacker.