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  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. NEW!
  2. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser. NEW!
  3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
  4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  5. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
  6. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
  7. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everybody!
  8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  9. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
  10. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  11. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
  13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
  14. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
  15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
  16. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no-eye-deer.
  17. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
  18. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
  19. What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
  20. Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
  21. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
  22. Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
  23. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
  24. Two cows are standing in a field. One says, 'Are you worried about that mad cow disease?' The other says, 'Why would I be? I'm a helicopter.'
  25. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
  26. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  27. Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty-bodies.
  28. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
  29. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  30. Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
  31. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile.
  32. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
  33. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
  34. Why can't you play cards on the savanna? Too many cheetahs.
  35. What do you call a duck that gets straight A's? A wise quacker.

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