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🐘 Elephant Jokes

The great joke craze of 1963, preserved in amber. Never forget. (They won't.)


  1. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. NEW!
  2. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See? It works. NEW!
  3. Why do elephants wear sneakers? To sneak up on mice.
  4. How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
  5. How can you tell there are TWO elephants in your refrigerator? Two sets of footprints in the butter.
  6. How can you tell there are FOUR elephants in your refrigerator? There's a Volkswagen parked outside.
  7. How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen? Two in the front, two in the back.
  8. How do you get an elephant out of the theater? You can't. It's in their blood.
  9. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch.
  10. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So it wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
  11. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!
  12. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything.
  13. What's gray and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine.
  14. How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and one elephant.
  15. Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? They can't keep their trunks up.
  16. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing. Peanuts can't talk.
  17. How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
  18. Why do elephants travel in herds? To get the group discount.

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