🐘 Elephant Jokes
The great joke craze of 1963, preserved in amber. Never forget. (They won't.)
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. NEW!
- Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See? It works. NEW!
- Why do elephants wear sneakers? To sneak up on mice.
- How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
- How can you tell there are TWO elephants in your refrigerator? Two sets of footprints in the butter.
- How can you tell there are FOUR elephants in your refrigerator? There's a Volkswagen parked outside.
- How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen? Two in the front, two in the back.
- How do you get an elephant out of the theater? You can't. It's in their blood.
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch.
- Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So it wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!
- Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything.
- What's gray and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine.
- How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and one elephant.
- Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? They can't keep their trunks up.
- What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing. Peanuts can't talk.
- How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
- Why do elephants travel in herds? To get the group discount.
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