💡 Lightbulb Jokes
How many jokes does it take to fill a category? Screw it, here's a bunch.
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change. NEW!
- How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? How many can you afford? NEW!
- How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None — that's a hardware problem.
- How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done, and one to screw the bulb into the faucet.
- How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish.
- How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. If the bulb needed changing, the market would have done it already.
- How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change it and four to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it better.
- How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one to write a song about how good the old one was.
- How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in most of the way, and one to give it a surprise twist at the end.
- How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They hate to share the spotlight.
- How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb? We've formed a task force to study the problem and expect a report in six months.
- How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're convinced the power will come back on any minute now.
- How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Why bother? The new one will just burn out too.
- How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but they have to do it during dinner.
- How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? FORE!
- How many mimes does it take to change a lightbulb? ...
- How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he'll get to it tomorrow.
- How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change it, one to sing about the old bulb, and one to sing about the truck that hauled it away.
- How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Five! Four! Three! Two! One! And FIVE! Four! Three! Two! One!
- How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? Wouldn't YOU like to know.
- How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it changed into.
- How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but they'll do it whenever they feel like it, okay? Gosh.
- How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Define 'lightbulb.'
- How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It turned itself in.
- How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?
- How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one to not change it.
- How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb? On average, 1.2.
- How many grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, dear. You go on to the movies. I'll just sit here. In the dark.
- How many poets does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb.
- How many archaeologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes him six months to date the old one.