👵 Yo Mama
The schoolyard classics. Please note: all mamas herein are fictional and very good sports.
- Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door. NEW!
- Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. NEW!
- Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
- Yo mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays AFTER dinner.
- Yo mama's so cheap, she chases the garbage truck down the street yelling 'Wait, I wasn't done with that!'
- Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
- Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
- Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
- Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the smoke detector cheers her on.
- Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed Bible.
- Yo mama's so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mama's car is so old, it's insured against fire, theft, and Indian raids.
- Yo mama's so cheap, she got married at a garage sale.
- Yo mama snores so loud, the neighbors called the airport to complain.
- Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama's kitchen is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
- Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over the cordless phone.
- Yo mama's handwriting is so bad, the pharmacist thinks she's a doctor.
- Yo mama's lasagna is so heavy, it has its own zip code.
- Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
- Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a dollar.
- Yo mama's phone is so old, it has a rotary dial and a party line.
- Yo mama's so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was only sick.
- Yo mama's so loud, when she whispers, car alarms go off.
- Yo mama's TV is so old, the remote control was you kids.
- Yo mama's so old, her yearbook is in hieroglyphics.
- Yo mama drives so slow, mailboxes pass her.
- Yo mama's fruitcake is so old, it's the same one from 1974 — and honestly, it's still fine.
- Yo mama's purse is so heavy, it has its own gravitational pull.
- Yo mama's so old, she babysat Yoda.